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Watermelon Booty
Shake that melon!
Shake that melon!
Her beauty regime? Ice cream!
Her swear jar? It got full!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
— Albert Einstein
“This lipstick modelling job is not at all what I was expecting!”
Don’t put Icy Hot on your wife’s sex toys!
“Be glad we’re NOT the Lollipop guild, sweet cheeks!”