Watermelon Booty
Shake that melon!
Ice Cream Facial
Her beauty regime? Ice cream!
Curing Her Potty Mouth
Her swear jar? It got full!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
— Albert Einstein
Lipstick Model
“This lipstick modelling job is not at all what I was expecting!”
Divorce Pending
Don’t put Icy Hot on your wife’s sex toys!
Dirty Little Munchkins
“Be glad we’re NOT the Lollipop guild, sweet cheeks!”